November 2011
2 posts
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August 2009
7 posts
This mornings run now has an objective: find my car. It can’t be far, but uh… I’d like to have my car back please. Thanks.
RT @diskopo: This is glorious http://www.snacksandshit.com/
LA people are just getting back from the club and I’m up sipping a cup of coffee. YEAH EAST COAST!!
RT @TFLN (310): i just defriended some girl because according to her status she “doesn’t give a fuck about shark week.” #fb
New game: invent a creative backstory for the scalper that sold you tickets. No limit to usage of the word “hustle.”
Pulling a @PeteCarroll… desperately need batteries to power my razor and/or win forever (you pick).
How I felt after figuring out how to fix my computer (and society, all that is wrong with the universe, etc. etc.) http://is.gd/1XPRi
July 2009
21 posts
Prius ads during an F1 race - mmmmmm, irony.
It’s the token Jazz hour, with your host, Malfunctioning Dog! http://bit.ly/HFijE
Sticking with the essential fluids this morning: coffee, soy milk, water, orange juice, repeat.
The Anti-Kwame Kilpatrick tool - mobile text encryption: http://www.crypo.biz/phone.htm
There are far too many tasty grillables in my fridge for it to be raining outside.
Don’t hate. This is the equivalent of that really good dental plan that comes with your sewage treatment job. http://is.gd/1ITRb
BBC America news coverage > anything offered on cable in the US
Ah yes… health care debate raging on cable news while sitting in the waiting room of the doctors office.
Compare these guys to yourself. Not so hardcore anymore? http://h.imagehost.org/0356/kenya.jpg
Happy Apollo 11 moon landing 40th anniversary day everybody.
Like Kayne and Billy Dee Williams combined… Kan Dilliams http://imgur.com/bRXfC.jpg
Map a bell curve of college football statistical prowess and you’ll find the top 2 percentile going to the CFL. http://tinyurl.com/ktahq3
I think “take your illegitimate children to work day” has potential.
Best email response from a colleague today: “Here we go with the typing monkey in Brazil again.”
Billy Mays Caps Lock 1.0, yet another fantastic product http://bit.ly/28tDah
When Duesler issued his statement, he must have thought “Nothing controversial here! Another job well done!” http://is.gd/1svbN
Three of our suppliers all have account managers named Donna. Is this a prerequisite for the job?
Are there any cars out there that can make the experience of being stuck behind someone going 10 under the speed limit enjoyable?
A cursory glance tells me there’s a 5:1 salesperson to customer ratio in this furniture store.
An RFID tag in every item, in every super market, could save us millions of hours a day of torturous scanning
I like how every other news source is wondering aloud of a Palin scandal, while FOX News is blaring “PALIN FOR PREZ 2012 WOOOOOOOO!!!!”
June 2009
38 posts
Yes, I *would* like sushi with my coffee thankyouverymuch
“Well, my calendar’s completely open on Friday, you want to have a meeting then?” “Friday’s a holiday.” “Oh. That explains a lot.”
Had a great time running the #hpblast!